Gorbash’s Gotcha Day

Gorbash was a surprise kitteh.

Hoomans Matt and Fallon went to adopt him in the second week of December of 2013 under a vail of secrecy. They knew that Hooman Sophia really missed having a cat in her life, and they wanted to make her feel whole again. They picked Gorbash (who’s adoptive name was Mellon) because of his rambunctious sprit and friendly nature. On December 21st, 2013 they planned what seemed to Sophia to be a normal ol’ game night with friends…little did she know…

Upon arriving to the game night Sophia needed to use the restroom, as hoomans often do, and found a tiny orange kitten locked away in the shower. She flipped out, because she was going to get to meet a new kitteh, all the while not realizing that the kitten was meant for her.

She ran out of the restroom and exclaimed, “OH MY GOD, THERE IS A KITTEH IN HERE, HE’S SO CUTE, WHAT IS HIS NAME, CAN I HOLD HIM PLEASE AND THANK YOU!?”

The Hoomans Matt and Fallon realized that this was the moment…

And as the smol kitteh was handed to Sophia she excitedly asked, “who’s tiny smooshy is this??”

And the Hoomans Matt and Fallon said, “YOURS! Surprise!”

Hooman Sophia was instantly all wet in the face from joy, and proclaimed immediately that this kitteh would be know as GORBASH SOLSTICE MILLS! The middle name because he was given on the solstice.

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.